cezarywho:

mac-daddy-cheese:

neuroticgaymusings:

casgirlsam:

nickelkeep:

casgirlsam:

intelligentshipper:

lttlmsemily:

Please be “fake news.”

Who needs political comics anymore, just print actual pictures from the white house in the funnies and we’re fine.

he couldn’t even spring for baconators

(seriously tho tf)

That’s cause Baconators are from Wendy’s and they’re too Woke for him.

He prefers McDonald’s. Cause Donalds have to stick together.

but he has wendy’s food there. just the cheap value menu stuff tho. BIASED

Imagine being invited to the White House and then being served cold Big Macs.

I honestly thought this was an onion article with really good photoshop, but nope, that’s just what’s happening now. Really. Yikes

Funniest or saddest picture ever, can’t decide…. 🤣

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dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dankmemeasstronaut:

dingdongyouarewrong:

dingdongyouarewrong:

i feel like ikea turns me into a different person. i walk into the swedish furniture jail and suddenly i’m a 29 year old pinterest mom who owns 6546 minimalist storage bins and names her daughter parsley

i take one look at a showroom with like a perfectly styled FJÅLBJØRKBÖLLSTORP or whatever and suddenly i am this woman

A conservative dress with children of your own race. SO progressive!

…. do you need something, or?

Yes, I need to tell you that you have been manipulated by this site I used to spend my entire youth on. I used to be just like you but life made me mature and I realize now how brainwashed I was. This site is poison, and I sincerely and absolutely mean that. You were here since 2012? I was since 2009. Please, wake up, I beg you. Please stop being misled by all these labels and infighting and utopian ideals, it’s not worth it. Stop living life for cheap pleasure. Seeing innocent people be led to chaos like this makes me cry. It really does. i wish you the best.

what in the god damn hell are you talking about……. this was a post about ikea

im short circuiting

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sswing-statess:

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toshio:

WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS LMFAOOOOO

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ulibeanz:

ulibeanz:

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

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tilthat:

TIL there is a group of native peoples in Japan called the Ainu. Their culture is unique from the Japanese, and included things like mouth tattoos and raising bear cubs for sacrifice.

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peteseeger:

originalzipperalmondrebel:

tariqah:

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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mens-rights-activia: